420 is so close I can already taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.